"Luke, I am your father!"

And you have a sister. One you never knew about.

Sounds like the plot to a crazy, semi-popular sci-fi movie from the 70's, right? Yeah, that's what I thought.

Turns out, I have a sister I didn't know about. Well, half-sister, but who's counting? It's still a half a sibling more than I knew about. Weird.

So, yeah.







So...

...yeah.

Hmmmm.

Niki Alvey

Well, according to a comment on this very blog, I have a sister I didn't even know about. In fact, my mom didn't know about her either! Wow, fascinating.

Niki Alvey said...

Hey, Jeremy. I am trying to find your email address because I'm your sister, but you did a great job keeping it off of the web.

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Talk to you soon. ;)

-- Niki

Well, "Sis", I keep my email address off the web because I don't want any more spam than I already get. Creative, but not creative enough. Perhaps you should try telling me a Nigerian prince has died and left me all his money? That may work.

Playboy and the Virgin Mary

STORY

Hysterical. With all the crap going on in the world, this is news?
And how did the Catholics find out about this cover? Aren't you fools supposed to avoid this kind of magazine?

Even funnier than the story are the comments that follow. All of the people "deeply offended" by this cover. The claims that the Catholic Church was handed down by Christ to the people. The threats of hellfire and brimstone. Awesome.

I laughed. I cried. I cared.

Well, not the last one. Sorry. I lied.

Crazy dog! Crazy dog!

(Obligatory Eddie Izzard reference)

CHRISTMAS Tree

It's not a "holiday tree."
It's not a "seasonal tree."
It's an F-ing CHRISTMAS TREE!