Tuesday, September 15, 2009

SWG server closings.

I realized I write some of my best stuff in forums.

SOE announced that they would be closing down several Star Wars Galaxies servers in October. One of them is the server I played on, Lowca. Blues News has a nice discussion going on. I had to chime in. (The first part is another poster)


    like tens of people suddenly crying out... then silenced on the 15th of the next month.
It was fun. Then we asked for content, and they changed systems instead. Then we asked for content, and they gave everyone Jedi. Then we asked for content, and they tried to make it a 3rd person shooter. Then most people gave up and moved on, and SOE has been trying to figure out WTF went wrong.

It's like the prequels. We asked for more awesome Star Wars, and Lucas gave us Gungans instead. Then we asked for more awesome Star Wars, and Lucas killed off all the coolest character in the prequels, had Darth Vader build Threepio, and had Natalie Portman fall for a whiney bitch. Then we asked for more awesome Star Wars, and laughed at the end of Revenge when Vader tries his best Charlie Sheen imitation.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Nigerian government demands apology from Sony

STORY


Sony should respond thusly:

Dear Nigeria,

We sorry for portray your country as home for lawlessness and infamous scams. We be happy to pay for advertising portray untruthiness of said portrayal in the amount of $2 Million US dollars. We send check for $4 million, you cash and send back $2 million.

Having a good day!
Sony

Monday, September 7, 2009

Looser VS Loser

New blog, by yours truly. Hopefully this will help some of the dumbasses out there.

Monday, August 31, 2009

Yar, man cave!


Man cave! No women allowed, yar!

No, I don't like orange at all. Why do you ask?

Sibling love!

A while ago, my long lost biological sister found me. Luckily for me, she is witty, funny, and seems very nice. (And someday we may even meet!)

Fortunately for me, I have a younger brother that I grew up with. He's AWESOME.

Jeremy would respond like that because he is a gun toting asshole just like his dad


Feeling the love, bro! Feeling the love!

Of course I could be petty and point out all the times I tried to help him out, only to have him stab me in the back. I could point out how he would sponge off of his friends and even fuck over his own mother to get what he wants, but I won't do that.

I'll just sit here and laugh and know that life stuck him exactly where he should be.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

New WoW races

As reported @ WoW.com , the new expansion should feature the Worgen as the new Alliance race, and Goblins as the new Horde race.

Hey, I'm all for that. I'd love a Worgen character. Actually, I'd probably start a new Worgen and transform one of my older characters into one as well. (Go, go paid character customization!)

Do I believe the rumor? Sure. They have only had Halloween masks for playable races so far, and these are now in as Halloween masks. They also have confirmed with their sources. And let's face it, when Draenei and Blood Elves were leaked before the BC announcement everyone called shenanigans. Those ended up being the real expansion races. I guess we'll all find out for sure ina couple of weeks when they announce it at Blizzcon. (Come on, Ozzy is playing. Bark at the Moon? Worgen? You know it's true.)