I tried to create a religion once. True story.*
I called it "You're All F-ing Dumbasses, Now Give Me Your Money."
Turns out, someone had already created this religion, but with a catchier name: Scientology.
I'm always one step behind.
* - No, it's not true. Unless you think it is. In that case, send me money.
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I grew up in Clearwater Florida. It is the Scientology capital of the world. Crazy stuff.
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