Monday, February 18, 2008

McConaughey movie idea.

I know the writers have all been on strike for a while, and even though the strike is over, the studios may be desperately looking for new material.

Thus, I present you with my rock solid idea for a movie that chicks are sure to dig. (And drag their men to, thereby ensuring box office success.)

Matthew McConaughey is Shirtless!

Starring Matthew McConaughey as a man who is compelled by the urge to remove his shirt time and time again.

It's brilliant. It's guaranteed to make a bazillion dollars! Call me!

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Tioga Sportsman!

Being the ultra-cool wife that my wife is, she bought me a rifle case, 20 rounds of 7.62x54r ammo, and a membership to a shooting range for Valentine's Day.

That may look like gravel on the ground, but I assure you there are not any stones in there. It is all spent ammo casings.