I was having a discussion with a couple of guys at my store about the Batman premiere shootings when another customer decided to pitch in with her craziness.
"I would KNOW if someone was a gun owner, because they are all nut jobs!" she claimed. "Like I know you three don't own guns because you seem too normal."
The two guys and I just looked at each other, and the lady said goodbye and left. Then one of the guys says "Uh, I own a couple of guns."
I laughed. "Dude, I'm wearing a Springfield Armory hat, but she can tell I don't own any guns."
I really, really wanted to lift my shirt when she said that she knew that we didn't own guns. Yeah, really? I must just be borrowing this one. Sorry lady, you don't know crap.