Thursday, July 12, 2007

WoW ruined MMORPGs!

To all the whiny, unoriginal people posting this over and over ad infinitum on forums everywhere:

We get it. You can STFU now.

And the brainiac of the day is...

..Jamesowns! Congratulations!

Jamesowns finds it difficult to avoid running in to other players magical traps, since he is apparently blind. How you can miss dozens of giant crystals sprouting from the ground is beyond me. Of course, God forbid anyone ever take the blame for their own mistakes. Jamesowns decided that cursing me out was the way to go. And the award? Well, that was for his cosmically insightful comeback to me telling him to shut up and watch where he was going:

"Why don't you shut the f**k up and get a better mic, you p**sy."

Ah, Internet muscles combined with a low IQ, a recipe for sweet, sweet comedic gold!

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

Mouse Reviews

I swear, if I have to write one more review of a mouse, I'm going to go bonkers. Insane. Wacko. Nuts.

I have to fight the urge to write reviews that look like this:

Mouse X

Nope. Not it. Get a Razer DeathAdder or a Logitech G5.


I did have an interesting mouse that was supposed to be coming in for review, but I have yet to see after months of waiting. It was built sideways, supposedly for better ergonomics. That might have been fun. Perhaps I will bother that company tonight and see what the heck happened to it. With my luck they already went out of business.

Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Funny PS2 ad

I wish we could have ads like this in our magazines. I guess India is a little more lenient. (Check the bottom right of the picture, you may have to click it to make it large enough to read, depending on your monitor size.)


God, I love J.J. Abrams. The marketing behind this film alone is genius, I can't wait to see it.

For fun, check IMDB. A person named MY_NAME_IS_VAN is posting, obviously a viral advertising campaign for the movie. He leaves just enough tidbits to make you really want to figure out what this is all about.

Also, Google Ethan Haas. It's amazing the amount of hype this 2 minute trailer is generating.