Jamesowns finds it difficult to avoid running in to other players magical traps, since he is apparently blind. How you can miss dozens of giant crystals sprouting from the ground is beyond me. Of course, God forbid anyone ever take the blame for their own mistakes. Jamesowns decided that cursing me out was the way to go. And the award? Well, that was for his cosmically insightful comeback to me telling him to shut up and watch where he was going:
"Why don't you shut the f**k up and get a better mic, you p**sy."
Ah, Internet muscles combined with a low IQ, a recipe for sweet, sweet comedic gold!