Monday, July 2, 2007

Xbox live funnies

There is almost nothing funnier in this world than a 12 year old kid on Xbox live. Hysterical. I was in tears for an hour listening to this kid and the rest of the servers' reaction to him.

Where can I even begin?

For starters, his name was Nickroxmoms or something very similar. Of course, the only mom he ever rocked was his own as he was being born. No clue about sex, but man did he try hard to convince everyone that he was the expert.

Put the junk in the trunk - he was convinced this was a euphemism for vaginal sex.

Not allowed to have sex until you're 18. Nobody. It's illegal.

Cannot believe they can show vaginas on film. (To which I replied "Kid, there's a whole industry who's business is just showing vaginas on screen.")

And other such fallacies. The best part was, almost everyone else was older and knows better, yet this kid thought he was convincing us his word was the way it was. Priceless.

And to the parents of this kid: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR 12 YEAR OLD SON DOING PLAYING XBOX AT 1AM AND CURSING LIKE A SAILOR?

1 comment:

Ali said...

LOL!!! :) It was too funny....