I had to return my shiny new guitar. I'm sad.
OK, not really. Sad, that is. I did have to return it. The low E string buzzed on the frets, and - more importantly - my right wrist does not appreciate strumming a pick on the guitar strings. It lets me know that it doesn't appreciate it by causing me extreme pain. Weighing pain versus my desire to screw around on the guitar, I decided to return the guitar. I need my wrist to be pain free for a lot of other activities, so guitar-playing is right out. (Yeah, yeah, insert your pathetic masturbation jokes here. Ha. Ha.)