Anybody hear about that New Zealand couple, the Wheatons, who wanted to name their baby 4Real? Apparently when they saw him for the first time on an ultrasound, they realized they were having a child, "for real".
Well, like any sane government, New Zealand declined to let them name the baby 4Real. Shocker, I know.
So now, these brilliant young minds want to name him Superman, and refer to him as 4Real in private. The government is in talks with the couple now.
Yeah, maybe you should just take the kid away from these people. I mean, "4 Real", do they seem competent to raise a child, or do they seem like slightly retarded children themselves?
Edit, whoops, here's the LINK. Not that I could make something this stupid up.