Saturday, January 17, 2009


I tried to create a religion once. True story.*

I called it "You're All F-ing Dumbasses, Now Give Me Your Money."

Turns out, someone had already created this religion, but with a catchier name: Scientology.

I'm always one step behind.

* - No, it's not true. Unless you think it is. In that case, send me money.

1 comment:

Niki Alvey said...

I grew up in Clearwater Florida. It is the Scientology capital of the world. Crazy stuff.