Still cold out there?
No. Even though it was 15 and snowing this morning, it's no longer cold outside. The heavens opened up, beams of brilliant golden sunshine bathed the surface of the earth and instantly warmed it to a balmy 89 degrees. Angels and birds are singing in a glorious choir while gorgeous women are dancing in bikinis in the parking lot, handing free beer to all.
OF COURSE IT'S STILL COLD YOU FUCKING NINNY!