PETA - one of my personal favorite groups of idiots - has started a new campaign to rename fish to "Sea-Kittens". (LINK!) This is supposed to make us barbarians feel bad when we eat them.
I gotta tell you, about the only thing this will accomplish is allowing me to make crude jokes every time my wife serves fish for dinner. "Hey honey, this pussy smells like...oh wait! It is fish!"
And the best part is, PETA thinks this plan is "ingenious".
Yeah, it sure is.
If you're five.